"Perhaps life left me submerged
in places I was never meant to be"

"Although it was a clear day, no matter how hard I looked, the Sun was nowhere in sight, so I burned down a few buildings as a reminder of that celestial light."

"In this death story, the clichés are ditched."

"'For the spell to work, enter the garden and cut a rose for each man you’ve made love to,' Darcie requests."